What better way to fill a day during the first week of "ma vie recommence" experience than to see a French film?  Well.....here's my take on Amour:

Talk, talk, talk, eat very noisily, talk, talk, have a stroke.

Smoke, chase a pigeon, have another stroke, 

Alienate your family, smother your spouse with a pillow,

Barricade yourself in your apartment and die.

Cheery flick.  Gotta love French films, though.  Pretty gutsy.